Vice Magazine: BLOG JAMMIN - KELLY F.
The parts with the 40-year-old morphine-addict who lives with his sister are pretty good (especially when he runs across the highway in his cowboy hat to get away from the intervention), but the real star of the episode is Kelly, a 20-something only child with a girl's name from southern California who's addicted to 40s. That's right, not addicted to alcohol in general, just shitty beer. If the fact that the episode's synopsis mentions his IQ wasn't enough of a give-away, the show opens with his parents talking about how they're worried that he's dead (from what, a beer overdose? Super-early-onset cirrhosis?) intercut with home movies of young Kelly in full pads at a rollerblading tournament. He is the living apotheosis of "My Child is an Honor Student at Dunston Middle School."
Unfortunately the A&E player keeps crashing my browser so I have to run this off of memory, but as I recall the Kelly section starts with him being released from lockup for public drunkenness then buying a 40 and going under a highway overpass to hang out with a couple of gutter punks. There is not a single moment he's on camera when he is not mugging like his life depends on it. The guy is seriously like the GE Smith of addicts. Every time he takes a sip of beer he puts himself in profile to the camera, upends the bottle into his mouth like a cartoon drunk, then says something to the effect of "Ahhhhh, man I love beer." Of the hundred-odd jaw-droppers he utters over the course of the first half hour, my favorites are "I love booze, and I LOVE not being part of society," "The bridge is my home now," and "I love my dog more than I could ever explain... probably except like your own child" (said with tears streaming down his face). What's even better though is if you pay attention during his megaswigs, you'll notice that the level of the beer barely changes. He's just got it propped up against his mouth.
...Read more...
University of Southern California (USC) Website Hacked for Redirection to Online Pharmacy Website
The original QuickTime documentation video is open to all visitors at seo.mhvt.net with a resolution of 900 x 675. That's where the ...
Cheap buy viagra in southern california - News
GOP investigation plans are built on Fox News falsehoods Media Matters for America - Nov 05, 2010 Boudreau reported that a document she obtained suggested O'Keefe would have also used props that included a "condom jar," Viagra, pornography, and more » |
Cephalon, EBay, Oracle, AT&T: Intellectual Property BusinessWeek - Nov 01, 2010 Cephalon, EBay, Oracle, AT&T: Intellectual PropertyPfizer Inc. sued Apotex Inc. and Mylan Inc., accusing the companies of infringing its rights to the erectile-dysfunction drug Viagra prior to the expiration and more » |
Canadian Pharmacy Directory
APT :: Applied Proactive Technologies, Inc. - Southern ...
Founded in 1996, Applied Proactive Technologies, Inc. (APT) is an ... viagra generic graph viagra cheap wiki viagra order new viagra buy online the viagra price misc viagra ...
Buy Cheap Online Uk Viagra !!! Licensed Drugstore
buy cheap online uk viagra She developed a pacing panting episode pattern during the registration process. The cost of research and development. ...
Buy Cheap Prescription Drugs. Viagra alternatives ...
At the online pharmacy your health is our speciality. Viagra alternatives. Browse an extensive online catalogue of health products and medicines and have them ...
Buy Levitra Viagra Cialis Cheap | Buy viagra
Buy levitra viagra cialis cheap: i can hardly skate, but it's a blast! ... in the last 10 years.We do have an active fencing community buy levitra viagra ...
^^^ Discount and Cheap Prescription Drugs Store. Buy viagra ...
Pharmacy Online is a Licensed Canada Online Pharmacy service website soffering safe cheap. Buy viagra online australia. Compare prescription drug prices and online ...
